i was just posing sensually when the camera turned on by itself. i am not a model
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So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….
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Webster elementary (Taken with instagram)
…Oh my god I live close to here.
Oh yeah? I use to go there haha K-5.
i hate when ur laying down using your laptop and u open ur webcam and u look like this
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Tokio Hotel TV Intimate Confessions episode - part 1
requested by: furimmerheilig“why do I deserv that” lmaoooo
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#oh god you know remus would be in charge of the decorating because every time he picks out some curtains and shows them to sirius he’s just like I DON’T CARE MOONY JUST GET WHAT YOU WANT and remus is like no sirius we can get the eggshell or the taupe this is a very important decision and sirius is like FUCKING HELL THEY’RE THE SAME FUCKING COLOR AND THEY’RE JUST GOING TO GET DUST AND SHITE ON THEM ANYWAY and remus pouts but ends up buying the taupe because it’s warmer and it’ll look good with the new rug in the sitting room and sirius just follows him around bed bath and beyond and acts like he doesn’t care but when remus isn’t looking he throws 5 more packs of curtains in the cart because he knows remus is just going to shred the new ones during his ~time of the month~ and he always gets so embarrassed about having to come back and buy more curtains #remus lupin: domestic goddess #sirius black: terrible househusband who tracks mud all over the floors and puts his boots on the bed but then makes up for it by going down on remus while he’s reading
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I’m re-visiting my first ever OTP on youtube at the moment, and I’m sobbing like a child. I’ve never met another fan of theirs, everyone was always so into ‘McDean’ but they never really did anything for me, so I was just curious to see if anyone on tumblr loved them like I did.
For those that don’t know, it’s John Paul and Kieron from a British soap called Hollyoaks.
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